At 4 a.m. on Monday, May 27, a drunk 21-year-old woman drove her car through a house on New York’s Long Island. Yes, actually through the house. Amazingly, there were only minor injuries. There is no chance that Sophia Anderson did not get lectured in her high school health class on the dangers of drunk driving. She has surely heard thousands of advertisements urging people who buy alcohol to drink responsibly. Indeed, Anderson is a waitress and should thus know as well as anyone why inebriated people should get nowhere near a driver’s seat.