Friday, March 14th, 2014 — Thieves, robbers and burglars regularly come up with really stupid ways to hide their identities- so have a good laugh on them. Care worker Linda Cramphorn dressed up as the OAP she was supposed to be helping in a cruel bid to steal her £22,000 savings. Cramphorn, 47, hobbled into a Halifax branch in Coalville, Leics, and tried to get a bankers draft, posing as 81-year old Betty Butler. However, her bizarre disguise a cross between Mrs Brown and Susan Boyle alerted suspicious staff who called in police.