Sex And Seafood In The Workplace

Well, it’s Friday, and time to shrug off the consistently negative news in exchange for a little lighter fare. And when it comes to a little useless information, I’m sure you’ll agree there is no place better than my blog. Especially, as is so often the case, when we find two ridiculous studies that merge to give us a story. I wonder who funds some of this odd research. We should do a study on that sometime.
Anywho, there was a study out this past week that showed 14% of Americans have had sex in their place of work. Another study showed that people who eat seafood engage in sex far more often than those who don’t. That probably means that employers who serve salmon in the cafeteria have a vastly increased chance of someone cracking the glass on the Xerox machine.