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Goldilocks office burglar falls asleep under bear-skin rug

 Friday, May 3, 2013


A Goldilocks-like burglar is in jail after settling down in an office that was "just right". "He broke the window in a back conference room," said realtor Justin Mueller about how a burglar broke into a Burlington, Wisconsin Remax office building. The break-in involved alcohol, a bear skin and White. "You can’t fix stupid. You can just arrest it," said Mueller to TODAY’S TMJ4’s Melissa McCrady.

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