Drunken man caught speeding down I-95 with airbags deployed, front end wrecked

A deputy pulled over Alan Alt, who was sans shirt and shoes, for allegedly barreling down I-95 in Palm Beach County at about 90-mph with his car’s airbags deployed and front end smashed, reports the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. The deputy probably had a hard time figuring out which was the bigger wreck -- Alt or his car. When asked if he had been drinking, the 27-year-old Margate man -- who was hurling -- answered, "I did not, wait a minute, I did drink today," according to his arrest report.