SC Man Charged With Smearing Buttered Toast On Neighbor’s SUV

A man from Union has been arrested after a neighbor accused him of smearing buttered toast on her SUV. Union County sheriff’s deputies say 34-year-old Christopher Brannon was arrested Saturday and charged with malicious damage to property. Authorities say a woman reported seeing Brannon wiping something on the back windshield of her SUV. The woman found a greasy film on the glass and a piece of buttered toast on the ground nearby.