Wednesday, January 16th, 2019 — First, we should unequivocally state that the incident discussed here did not occur at a Waffle House. That little bit of information alone should be enough to make the risk management team at that august 24-hour a day institution jump for joy. They should all take an extra thousand out of petty cash and enjoy the rest of the day off. This time it is KFC’s problem. A KFC employee in Florida (of course, it still had to be Florida) was arrested for battery after she hit a drive-thru customer in the face with a bag containing two boxes of chicken. The customer started recording the employee as she prepared his order after noticing they “weren’t being sanitary.”