Crocodile injured by falling ACCOUNTANT in freak circus bus accident

A snoozing circus crocodile suffered minor injuries after being crushed by a tubby ACCOUNTANT. The two metre long dozing reptile reportedly sustained an accidental full body slam from the portly bean counter after the bus in which the pair were travelling hit a bump in the road in northern Russia. The animal, called Fedya, suffered minor injuries and went into shock, spending around three hours vomiting after the accident, according to the Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.